i did something bad
i got in a fight
about drugs
kicked him in the neck

i am helsabot
i am all you're not
but you wish you were

i am working hard
don't you laugh at me
i am helsabot
alcohol fueled robot

i take off my clothes
then i say to joe
"do your pants ever just fall off?"
a menage-et-trois' fine

i am helsabot
i am all you're not
but you wish you were

i am working hard
don't you laugh at me
i am helsabot
alcohol fueled robot